Rebecca’s List: Top five celebrities who are famous for being famous

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1. The Kardashian Sisters (Khloe & Kourtney): Khloe and Kourtney are best known for being Kim’s not-as-attractive sisters whose names irrationally start with “K.”

2. Paris and Nicki Hilton: Like Queen Elizabeth (#4), these heiress sisters owe their fame to their wealthy and nepotistic father.

3. Spencer Pratt: No one that sleazy (sans the cast mates of Jersey Shore) ever became famous for his or her talents.

4. Queen Elizabeth II: Just like every other second plus generation royal, England’s current queen got to Lady Gaga-level fame just by being born.

5. Bo Obama: What did the Obamas’ dog do to deserve his fame? Nothing.