Political correctness is slowly and painfully killing comedy. Comedians like Bill Burr and Jerry Seinfeld complain about how strict and difficult comedy has become over…
Thinking back to elementary school, I always remembered my favorite part of the school day being the 30-minute handwriting lessons Ms. Heather would teach after…
Holiday season has arrived. Tysons has set up its Christmas store, ornaments are hung up at businesses and restaurants, commercials and specials are beginning to…
The blaring words ‘There will be a hall sweep’ on the loudspeakers not only reminds teachers to lock their doors, but also warns students who…
Embedded between a handicapped and visitor parking spot in the front lot stands the "Statesman of the Week" parking spot, which serves as an opportunity…
The complaints with student-issued laptops seem endless, yet senior and technology assistant Tristan Hintz said the technology assistants rarely receive visitors with malfunctioning computers during…
First came confusion, then shock and finally excitement as two friends reunited in their math class after being 7,000 miles apart. One could consider the…
When Career Center Specialist Gardner Humphreys first started counseling, superscoring for the SAT began increasing in popularity. Now, 16 years later, the ACT is offering…
Students are never really alone in the hallways. Whether they are walking to get a drink of water or skipping class, security always has a…
The Student Government Association (SGA) is organizing a winter spirit week before the break. Marshall is one of the few schools in Fairfax County Public…